Panic! At The Disco doesn't always play ballads, but if they do, they do it from a floating piano that moves from one side of the arena to the other. They are the most interesting band in the world. 

How does Brendon Urie do it? We're not entirely sure that there's anything out there he can't do, actually. If you missed Panic! at Pepsi Center on the Pray for the Wicked Tour last night, you missed this...

From our friend Alyssa:

We thought the same thing, Dylan. We thought the same thing.