Man Offers Prostitute McDonald’s Food In Trade For Sex

A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly making an illegal trade with a woman: Food from McDonald’s for sex.

Feel free to make your own ‘Happy Meal’ jokes.

According to KOB, the 58-year-old man picked up a woman near a park, in an area that had a reputation fro prostitution. (Police were watching this whole thing go down.)

The man then went through the McDonald’s drive-thru with the woman and then to another park. That’s where police confronted him and saw the woman pulling up her pants as they approached the car.

“The woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds. Police also found prescription narcotics in the car.

I’m not sure which is worse, the man’s offer, or the woman accepting it.

Either way, they’re both in hot water now.

To quote Comic Book Guy, “Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix!”

  Listen at 3:50PM for the DUMB CRIMINAL code word and enter it here to win.

[KOB]