Man Breaks Into Restaurant, Eats 16-Slices Of Pie, Falls Asleep

Any sane person would cringe at the idea of eating 16-slices of pie, but not this burglar in Baltimore. He broke into a fast-food restaurant and ate 16 servings of dessert, putting himself in a “food-coma.” He then fell asleep on the floor until police arrived.

According to the Baltimore Guide, our guy broke into a fast food restaurant and was craving a feast.

Police responded to Popeye’s in reference to a burglary. Upon arrival, they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor. Security camera footage revealed that he had eaten 16 slices of pie, applesauce, and water. He apparently got sleepy from all the pie, and took a nap on the floor. He was arrested.

I’m pretty sure this guy is lucky that falling asleep was the worst thing that happened to him. I think if I ate 16-slices of pie I might end up in the hospital. And falling asleep on the floor of a fast food restaurant? Gross.

[Baltimore Guide]

Picture by SaucyGlo, Flickr.