An Honest “Look” at Kim Kardashian’s Fully Nude Magazine Shoot

Kim Kardashian attempted to "break the Internet" when her Paper magazine cover revealing her bare oiled up butt was posted. However, Paper Magazine decided to up the anti now not only posting an impressive side boob photo, but also one of her fully nude -- from the front. You can check out the extremely NSFW image on Paper magazine's Twitter here with the caption "We know you came for the article." More photos from the shoot are up on Paper's website.

You may be above this kind of "news," and I wish I was... I honestly wish I didn't care. However, when these photos started coming out several thought popped into my head that I thought I would share.

1.) Guess what? The Internet is still here.

2.) If you really wanted to see Kim Kardashian naked, you're one quick Google search away from her sex tape. Kim, we've seen it all before... much more actually. By the way, have you spoken to Ray J lately?

3.) She recently had a baby... are her boobs still inflated from breast feeding?

4.) Was she lathered in baby oil before she got to the photo shoot? That would explain how she gets her pants on.

5.) If you think she shouldn't have done this because she's a mother, please direct your attention to J-Lo (Booty Video), Beyonce (Every Video), Nicole Richie (Heroin), every actress who's a mother has done a nude scene in a movie... the list goes on.

6.) I now know what my new pose for my Facebook profile pic is going to be... Get me some baby oil.

7.) This reminds me, I need to get a glazed honey backed ham for Thanksgiving.