In Good News, Squeezing Breasts Could Prevent Cancer

Do you ever wonder about how they choose scientific studies and how they actually study the thing they choose? Well, whomever chose this one should probably get a Nobel Peace Prize.

A new research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant cells from causing breast cancer. Experiments have found that the pressure from the grabbing led the cells back to normal growth patterns and in fact helped the malignant cells to stop growing. Yay science!

This isn't an excuse for guys to start grabbing all willie-nillie. Guys if you have permission, then go ahead and help science. Ladies, you should make it part of your daily routine, for science.