Have You Been Stranded Without a Square in Fort Collins?

Stranded without toilet paper. One of the most frantic moments of ones life. We all remember the Seinfeld "spare a square" episode (you can revisit it below), but have you actually been in this situation? People in Fort Collins are generally nice and courteous, but I have had the good and the bad run-in in this situation. I recently had the person next to me just flat out ignore my question. Perhaps they just didn't realize I was talking to them, but it sure felt rude. And then, I was faced with that horrible moment of figuring out what to do. I shook around a little and sort of pulled up my pants and went to the now, empty stall to finish up. Has this happened to you?