You don't have to be an Einstein to know that free breakfast for a year would be amazing -- but you do have to be at Einstein's this Wednesday. *rimshot*

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Sorry, I know that was bad... but anyway, back to the free food thing. This Wednesday, September 28, the new Einstein Bros. Bagels and Caribou Coffee joint will be celebrating its opening in Loveland, and will have the opportunity for 50 people to score free breakfast from that location for an entire year.

Not one lucky person -- 50. All you have to do is set that alarm so that you can be one of the first 50 people in line at their new store at 104 E. 29th Street at 5 a.m. Actually, make that first 40 or so... because every morning radio host in the area will probably be there.

So, all you Loveanders who regularly make an early morning commute, this is your chance to get one bagel (with 'schmear') and a coffee each week courtesy of Einstein Bros. Bagels and Caribou Coffee.