Here I was searching what had to say about my alma mater, Colorado State University, and I ended up opening a can of NSFW worms. Some of which I will never be able to un-see (and you can scar yourself, too).

Turns out, Urban Dictionary has not only a lot to say about our schools and cities, but our state's name is used in a lot of uh, creative terminology. While these five are (surprisingly) cleaner than other 'Colorado' terms I found, they're still pretty funny.

As I was diggin' around on the web while writing this, I discovered that Westword also found their favorite ten... which are a little less safe-for-work, but just as great.