Dumb Criminal of the Day – Man Breaks Into House, Then Calls 911 [VIDEO]
An Oregon man was arrested for trespassing after he broke into a house, got scared, and called 911.
Timothy Chapek, 25, decided that his need for a shower was worth breaking and entering. Everything was going according to plan until the house's owners got home.
Hillary McKenzie, homeowner (overheard on 911 call): "Why are you in my house talking a shower?"
Chapek: "I'm sorry. My name is Timothy Chapek."
McKenzie: "Why are you in my shower?"
Chapek: "I broke in..."
]via ABC 6 WJBF-TV.]
Here's the story on the local news.
Sometimes I think people are trying to set new standards for stupidity.