Drunk Florida Woman Steals Sex Toy, Applies For Job

Stealing something from a store while turning in your job application is not a good plan. Stealing a sex toy makes it embarrassing, but claiming you were too drunk to even remember doing it is just plain stupid.

According to News965, a Florida woman applied for a job at Intimate Treasures, an adult toy shop, but after she left the store manager noticed a missing item. He went back and looked at security footage and saw the 23-year-old woman who had turned in her application stealing a toy from its display location.

Police used the video and her completed job application to track the woman down, she admitted that she was in the video but then said she had been drunk and didn't recall stealing anything.

She was charged with retail theft, and the store manager got his item back, but it was now used and "no longer considered a sellable item".

I don't know which weirds me out more; the return of a used adult toy, or the fact that the woman stole and used a store display one.

Ew.

[News965]

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