Cougars, Bad Pick Up Lines and More – Northern Colorado Missed Connections

Here is another edition of highlights from the local missed connections section. Just like every week, we have some rather odd ones.

One of these could be about you or someone you know.

They have fat tire and some blonde....I should have said - m4w (ft. C)

Was I prefer brunettes.. Doh! I missed my opportunity there didn't I?

I hope your evening was good. Maybe it could be better? Rm 427

COUGAR at Firestone Rec Cntr - m4w - 45 (Firestone)

Wow, see you on the treadmill every Tues. &Thurs mornings. You speak to the desk attendant every morning. Not only are you a cute little blonde, with a great shape, but I would really like to get to know someone like you. I am younger than you are but extremely attracted to you. Please consider at least coffee. Hope to hear from you.

heard you crashed - w4m (loveland)

I heard you crashed your bike. I hope you are ok. I overheard you but I am trying not to listen to conversations I am not a part of so I didn't hear the whole story. You looked ok, but again I hope you are doing well. It was great to see you today. It made my night.

Drop dead gorgous - m4w (therapy)

You came out of therapy for a loved one(deliberately vague)
Caught the long red hair and height
I was with the dogs
Captivated by your looks
The dogs even turned around to me and said WOW
Let it go till we where stopped at the intersection light.
You played with your hair(showing no ring???) while waiting
You went your way;I mine

Redhead in green Bronco - m4w (College at Mulberry)

We were stopped at the front of the red light, heading North on College at Mulberry around 5:30 tonight. I caught you staring at me and held your gaze, when I smiled you returned it. A few moments later I caught you looking at me again. I like the way you flipped your hair, and even found you spitting your chew in a water bottle to somehow be sexy. Let's go out for a beer and BBQ.

Banker - w4m - 31 (Loveland)

I came in to open an account today, I noticed you didn't have a ring on. I didn't say anything because who knows if you would be interested in a single, pregnant mom...on the offhand chance you are single I'd love to chat with you more. Put the place pictured on your desk in the subject line please.

Conversation about Spices - w4m (King Soopers in Windsor)

Hello Sir,
We had a brief exchange in the spice isle tonight. There was something about you that I can't quite shake. Please forgive me if you are married of involved. I honestly forgot to look for a ring! But my assumption is that the company you were with was immediate family and not extended family. Regardless, thank you for trying to help me find what I was looking for. If you feel compelled to respond back please list the spices each of us were looking for so I know it is really you.
All the best!

You came into my store today - w4m (Fort lupton )

You came into my store this afternoon, second time you have. Literally took my breath away, you were down here for a job. You live up north from what I remember. I asked your name as you walked out the door.... You said you'd be back in the area later this week. If this sounds like you, tell me where you were before visiting my store or what day of the week you'll be back. Would love to do coffee!!