There are sleazy guys. And there are really sleazy guys. This Colorado Springs man is definitely the latter.

He had invited a woman he met on Craigslist to his home, but his girlfriend came home unexpectedly. When the ‘acquaintance showed up shortly after his girlfriend, Mr. Dreamboat called police and reported her as an intruder.

According to The Huffington Post, our guy had found a woman on Craigslist and invited her over around 3AM so the two “could get better acquainted.” Not a good plan, seeing as he was living with his girlfriend at the time. The girlfriend came home, unexpectedly, slightly before her man’s Craigslist acquaintance showed up.

And in a hopeless attempt to cover for his own douchebagery, Romeo tried to pretend the girl he invited over was an intruder and called 9-1-1.

I don’t think they’ll look too kindly on his false reporting, and I hope his girlfriend doesn't look too kindly on his intended infidelity.