Colorado Astrology: 13 Etsy Items That Every Dark + Twisted Scorpio Needs

Happy birthday, Scorpio!

Anyone who's come across a Scorpio knows how intense they can be; dealing with a loyal and passionate Scorpio can either be the best thing that's ever happened to you...or it can be the worst mistake of your life. (Totally half-kidding! Scorpios are awesome.)

I'm a Scorpio myself, so I know how crazy this sun sign can be at times. I also know that, while jealous and obsessive in nature, Scorpios only have the best intentions. (You're like, "Yea right, my ex was a Scorpio and...what a psycho b*tch!") I totally get it - we're a lot to handle. ;) But in all seriousness, in friendship, business, and romance, Scorpios will give you the world once they can trust that you're being your authentic self.

Those with Scorpio as their sun sign were born anytime from October 23 to November 21. They may be ambitious, persistent, observant, and yes, at times controlling and power hungry. And let's not forget the elephant in the room...Scorpios are known as the the most sexual (editor's note: and sexiest) sign in all of the zodiac. This is not to be mistaken for horniest, however - sex isn't a game for Scorpio, but rather serious business.

Famous Scorpios include Katy Perry, Drake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hillary Clinton, Kendall, Kris, and Caitlyn Jenner, Bill Gates, Nikki and Brie Bella, Odell Beckham Jr., Shailene Woodley, Lorde, Daya, Emma Stone, and Jeffree Star.

I'm really excited about these Etsy items I found for Scorpios because they're the darkest, edgiest, and probably the weirdest that I'll be able to find for any sign in the zodiac. So here are 13 astrological gifts that every dark and twisted Scorpio needs in their life - take a look at them in the gallery below! 

Scorpio products shown above come  from Etsy users WickedMoonEmporium, taextile, AdrianaSoto, MyWallStickers, RogueArrowsNY, VeniceStyle, ConcettaDesigns, IndigoShea, GoldenLotusMala, blackandthemoon, Junylie, persephonette, and DecalGirlUSA.