It's that coveted position you've been waiting to brag about at your high school reunion: can you imagine telling your old peers you're a professional cliff diver?

Okay, yes, it's for Denver's most infamous mexican restaurant and yes, the posting was originally posted on Craigslist, the world's shadiest site. Regardless, this could be your chance for diving super-stardom.

The Denver Post confirmed with the restaurant that the listing is, in fact, real, and qualifications include "willing to sword fight as a pirate atop a waterfall, get fake-stabbed and plummet 30 feet into the pool." (Source)

This is your chance-- find the full posting here to learn more and apply. Good luck!