Car Wash Offers Frequent Customers Free Sexual Favours
September 14, 2012 3:12 PM 
Customer loyalty programs can be a great thing for “regulars” but a car wash in Malaysia may have gone too far by offering free hanky-panky for people who washed their car a lot.
(Trust me, this story is better when you’re humming “Car Wash”.)
According to Orange News, Malaysian police shut down this car wash where customers were being rewarded with free sexual favors after their ninth visit. They had to get their cards punched nine times in a certain time period and on their tenth visit they were entitled to their “reward”.
Apparently police stumbled on the plot when they busted some people for prostitution at the parlor and found the guilty subjects with frequent car wash cards in their wallets. Then they connected the dots and arrested four men who ran the massage parlor and nine women that worked for them.
I’m not sure how someone could start that business partnership and think they wouldn’t get caught. I also wonder how that idea came about in the first place; I mean car washes and prostitution?!
If anything, wouldn’t it make more sense to get a free car wash for every 10 trips to the massage parlor?
Picture by MarkScottAustinTX, Flickr.
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