What is something you did not expect to see today?

A man in Texas caught on tape going on a bloody rampage inside a Goodwill store…while wearing a dress and carrying a purse?

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

You can watch the CNN video of the incident below, but this guy broke out of his own hotel room through a plate glass window and got himself all bloodied-up. He then walked down a busy street to a nearby thrift store and broke in there. Security footage shows him wandering around trashing the Goodwill store, dancing, splattering his blood all of the place and destroying merchandise. And he did it all while wearing a pretty red dress and carrying a purse.

To explain just how much damage he did, the goodwill store estimated their losses at $30,000 from the incident.

Thanks to the security footage and the fact that he had broken out of his own hotel room, he wasn’t too tough to catch.

Oh, and on top of the criminal mischief and burglary charges this guy is facing, he had also failed to register as a sex offender.

What a guy.